Teenager Briony Larkin feels responsible for her twin sister Rose's mental incapacity, and for her stepmother's untimely death. That's a heavy load for a young girl to carry, and Briony copes with her feelings of profound guilt by periodically beating up on herself, both figuratively and literally, including cutting herself and offering her blood to the spirit world. This sounds like a completely contemporary problem, but author Franny Billingsley has cleverly set the story in quite another time and place--in an English country town called Swampsea at the beginning of the twentieth century. Sometimes it seems more like the twelfth or thirteenth century, with talk of witch hangings and resident ghosts called the Old Ones.
Billingsley's writing style could be called either highly evocative or overwrought, depending on one's taste. But the story unfolds with just enough suspense and romance to keep even the most skeptical readers enthralled. The entrance into the tale of beautiful, leonine Eldric, son of the man who plans to engineer the drainage of Swampsea's swamp, adds more than a frisson of romance. It also adds another level to the plot, making us think that perhaps Briony's memories of her loving stepmother need a bit of revising. This, it turns out, is a tale of visions and revisions. And learning to avoid making the Boggy Mun unhappy is not the only lesson Chime has to teach.
"Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..
Not too many Chanukah songs.
So uhh..
I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs.
Here we go..."
Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew
You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish
Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby
Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is
All three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is
Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah


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